Link of the Day

Sep 27. Get Bent
"Spoonbender - it's become a term used to insult those with an interest in the paranormal. Personally, I don't think there's anything paranormal about the phenomenon because it seems so downright NORMAL when you do can do it."

Sep 26. Product Review: Heathkit Home LSD Lab
"When I found out that Heath came out with a do-it-yourself home LSD manufacturing lab kit, available by mail-order from The Neitherlands (sic), I just had to try it out."

Sep 25. Hold The Button
You just have to see it to understand the lengths people will go to to waste time.

Sep 24. Dan's New Gallery of Scary Clowns
OOOOOOHHH scary clowns!!!!

Sep 23. Burger King's Singing Retard
I can't really explain it any better than the title does.

Sep 22. Abe Vigoda is...
Live or dead? Now you will always have a place to check to find out for sure.

Sep 21. Happy Tree Friends
The cutest murdering animals I have ever seen.

Sep 20. Ninjai: The Little Ninja
I don't know if I've linked to this before or not but Cyrus sent it to me and they've added 3 more chapters since I saw it last. Actually I'd seen the first 5 chapters before they actually posted them here. Anyway, I don't hesitate when I say that this is the best web cartoon I personally have ever seen.

Sep 19. The real life Sopranos
"Four members of New Jersey’s only home-grown mob family, the DeCavalcantes, were secretly taped by the feds in the winter of 1999 as they were driving to a mob sit-down. As reported by Jerry Capeci in his online column Gang Land, the men complained about the disrespect they were receiving from the New York families. Eventually, the conversation turned to The Sopranos."

Sep 18. Who Were You In Your Past Life?
"find out who you were and where you were -- right here, right now!"

Sep 17. Adult Superstars Action Figures
"Welcome to the first in what is going to be an extensive and high quality line of figures based on the Adult Industries hottest superstars!!" Needless to say that it is not safe for work.

Sep 16. Jedi Hunter
"Ever notice the similarities between Steve "The Crocodile Hunter" Irwin and Boba Fett? If not, then catch an episode of the new reality series THE JEDI HUNTER, as the now Australian Boba Fett crosses the galaxy capturing and eliminating Jedi, along with his companion Terri Fett. Danger, danger, danger! There's some feisty ones out there..."

Sep 15. Sporting and accidental ball-busting
It's a bunch of pictures of people getting bag tagged. Mostly sports guys.

Sep 14. John Witherspoon
"Thank you for visiting John Witherspoon's official website...where you can get in-depth information on John, watch some of his most memorable movie moments or stop by our on-line store to check out our official merchandise."

Sep 13. The Life of Onni
This could also be titled the Life of Bacon, Ham and Pork Chops.

Sep 12. Clifford's Cat Hats
I don't particularly like cats. I also know that most cats hate this kind of shit and I feel like by linking to this site it may somehow lead to the torture of some poor cat, whose owners may think this is cute.

Sep 11. Twin Towers Ground Zero
"It's the MOST PATRIOTIC THEME PARK in America! Due to the overwhelming public demand, the Lower Manhattan Development Corporation and the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey have decided to use the site of the World Trade Center for America's number one theme park, Twin Towers over Ground Zero™!
If this pisses you off make sure you check out their "About Us" page.

Sep 10. Totally Off The Record
"the place to share and enjoy anonymous work stories. Read a few stories, forward your favorites to co-workers and friends—even share your own story."

Sep 9. Kubi
Cute puppies with exploding heads. I just don't know. It is safe for work.

Sep 8. 'What Ever Happened To...
"This is where we track the has-beens & those that have been-there-done-that and moved on. Look up that favorite flash-in-the-pan and find out they're living a life as mundane as yours now."

Sep 7. Spear Toss
Sometimes the simplest games are the most addictive.

Sep 6. Cheezy Videos
This site seems to have about every funny little movie that gets spread across the internet.
My favorite is this one, which is safe for work. Not all of them are however. Most of the ones with nudity are pretty obvious.

Sep 5. The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord
I think the title says it all. Number 86. "I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded."

Sep 4. Larry The Cable Guy
Freak.

Sep 3. Tommy Tourettes and the Whore House
It's a prank call to a Nevada brothel. Probably not safe for work unless you don't have speakers. But if you don't have speakers it won't be very funny.

Sep 2. Hands off my Star Wars figurine!
I just think this is hilarious.

Sep 1. Idiom Site
"Armed to the teeth
This phrase means to be heavily armed. It is a pirate phrase that originated in Port Royal Jamaica in the 1600's. They carried single shot weapons and would carry many of these weapons at once to keep up the fight. They also carried a knife in their teeth."
This and many other idioms are defined and for many they have the source of the term.

Aug 31. Turdman
This guy is a marketing genius.
"Need Portable Toilets?"
"Wait.... Turd Man is here to save the day!"

Aug 29. STOCK.XCHNG
"FREE stock photography. Whether you just want to browse our huge image gallery or want to share your personal photos with others, this is the site for you!"
Off and on over the years I've tried to find sites with decent stock photography. They almost always have watermarks and the pictures are tiny. I think this site is great.

Aug 28. Gothic Martha Stewart
"If you're handy with scissors, measuring tape, and either glue or a needle and thread, you can make quite a few things to Goth up your home. The projects detailed here are geared towards the budget conscious and non-sewers (although sewing can be substituted in many of the projects to give a more 'finished' look). With a little effort, anyone should be able to complete one of these projects in a day, probably several in a day."

Aug 27. The Scout Walker Kama Sutra
For the fans of Star Wars and sex. There is a warning but it's more of a joke. It should be safe for work.

Aug 26. Buffy Calls Dr. Laura
I guess you would have to call this fan fiction. It's either fan fiction for Dr. :aura or Buffy the vampire slayer or both. I think fans of either will enjoy it. Personally I don't like either one and I found it kind of amusing.

Aug 25. Mr Bling
It supposed to be your number one place to go for Bling.

Aug 24. Things Yogi Berra did say
"Yogi is perhaps one of the most quoted personalities of our time. From media icons to Presidents, Yogi's saying have crept into our lives and surround us."
"I didn't really say everything I said"

Aug 23. Planet Prostate
"Hi I'm Sammy Sperm. Find out how the prostate gland plays an important role in sex by joining me on my mission to reach Planet Prostate."

Aug 22. Bridget the Midget
"If you are offended by any of the following terms, midget sex, midget porn, nude midget,
midget fucking, bridget the midget, naked midget, etc. etc. This may not be the site for you."
Not even remotely safe for work.

Aug 21. Rusty is a homosexual
"Well, Rusty," said Officer Plotchnik. "You'd better not put your wee-wee in any other boys mouths or bottoms, or you'll go to jail. Sodomy is a crime in this state, you know."

Aug 20. Simpsons for CC Lemon ads
"Simpsons for CC Lemon ads that have appeared on TV here in Japan over the years"

Aug 19. Weebl and Bob
"I like pie."

Aug 18. Ginger Lynn Allen, Master Thespian
"Not at all what you're thinking, groin boy. A loving tribute to Ginger's post-porn, legit acting career compiled by two fellas who shouldn't know any better."

Aug 17. The Hall of Henchman: Boba Fett
"Bounty hunters. We don't need their scum."

Aug 16. Elvis
Elvis's official webpage. The King is dead! Long live the King!

Aug 15. The First Church of Jesus Christ, Elvis
"For unto you is born this day in the city of Memphis a Presley, which is Elvis the King.''

Aug 14. Extreme Elvis
I linked to this a while back but he is still performing and pissing off Elvis fans. This site is not remotely safe for work.

Aug 13. Elvis and Nixon
This site has all of the photos from this famous meeting and all of the paperwork surrounding it also. Including Elvis's hand written letter to Nixon asking for an appointment and Federal Agent credentials.
This week is the 25th Anniversary of the death of Elvis and I may have a few more Elvis links for you.

Aug 12. Transcripts of SNL Christopher Walken Sketches
"Bruce Dickinson: I gotta have more cowbell, baby!
Gene Frenkle: I'll be doing myself a disservice, and everybody in this band, if I don't perform the hell out of this.
Bruce Dickinson: Guess what? I got a fever! And the only prescription.. is more cowbell!

Aug 11. Pornokrates
"Historic Smut for the Discerning Voyeur"
Probably NSFW.

Aug 10. Draganflyer III
This is a really cool toy. I really, really want one.
"If you have ever wanted to relax on your couch and fly a machine that looks like it came out of a James Bond movie, congratulations! You've just found it! "

Aug 9. The Hostess Page
"This page is a documentation of these incredible snack advertisements and is dedicated to both the memory of the thousands of children that were killed because of them and the police officers lost in the line of duty while emulating them."

Aug 8. Japanese Ice Cream Flavors
"Having succeeded globally with cars, electronics and even fashion, it was only natural the Japanese turned their hand to trying to surpass the West with one of its favorite culinary delights - ice cream. "

"Some of the results have been, well, interesting to say the least, as can be discovered at the Ice Cream Exhibition being held through to Sept. 30 at Namco Nanja Town in the Sunshine 60 building in Tokyo's Toshima-ku."

Aug 7. Steve Wilkos
"In 1994, the Jerry Springer show producers, decided to hire some off duty cops for security cover during the show. I was hired, and became a security guard for the Springer Show in addition to being a full-time Chicago Police Officer. I love working on the show! Jerry and I took to each other instantly because of the commonalities and interests we share in baseball. I'm sure you can imagine my schedule is pretty full between taping shows, being Jerry's sidekick and catching the bad guys in the city streets. But I can definitely say I do enjoy every minute!"

Aug 6. Size Him Up
"Want to know How Big He Is?
You're on your way to finding out a man's most secret detail - the size of his penis.
A new mathematical formula, that estimates penis size, has been developed for people who have not yet seen the real thing in the flesh."

Aug 5. Rockem' Sockem' Rabbis

Aug 4. The Really Big Button
This may be one of the oldest existing sites on the world wide web. I base this only on the fact that it is probably one of the first joke sites I ever saw. One of my faithful readers sent it to me and I probably have linked to it before but if I did it was probably before I even got my domain name. Enjoy.

Aug 3. Kent

Aug 2. Popular Baby Names
Its a list that was compiled by Social Security Administration. Besides having the top ten names for each year going back to 1880 it has the last four years broken down by state. Last year Jacob was #1 for boys and Emily was #1 for girls.

Aug 1. Polterchrist
"8 young people are faced with the most unspeakable killing force ever seen on planet Earth. Jesus Christ. Warped by two thousand years of vengeful anticipation, the son of God finally gets his chance to take out his anger on the human race. When a young man inadvertently resurrects a long dead Christ in the basement of a bowling alley, everyone in the building must fight for survival against a bloodthirsty killer hell bent on slaughtering them all."

Jul 31. Pee-pee bashing baby

Jul 30. Send Me A Dollar
Not only is this an odd site but its a friend of mine. I think this is his get rich quick scheme though I don't think it will work. At least check it out and give him some traffic.

Jul 29. Newsqueak
Geeking, Learning, Playing, Working, Living. Gawking, Laughing, Ruminating... this site has a little bit of everything it seems. Make sure to check out the ASCII thing in the Gawking section. Some of it is not safe for work but they warn you first.

Jul 28. We Come In Peace

Jul 27. Anime Girl

Jul 26. Bill Brasky's Friends
"These guys all sit around in a bar and drunkenly shout out things about a mutual friend of theirs: Bill Brasky. Many of the comments they say are not to be believed and as the sketch progresses the comments get more outlandish."

Jul 25. Art Bomb
"is about broadening the appeal of diverse comic books and graphic novels. We hope to demonstrate that comics can offer an entertainment value that many people currently enjoy in film or television or prose."

Jul 24. Theo's wunderbare Welt der Bandfotographie

Jul 23. The Excuse-O-Mat

Jul 22. Achoo queen contest

Jul 21. Auschwitz Dance Party
NSFW

Jul 20. Women in Refrigerators

Jul 19. Belly Builders

Jul 18. The Onion | Anti-Spam Legislation Opposed By Powerful Penis-Enlargement Lobby

Jul 17. Biker Magazine Ads from the Early 80's
NSFW

Jul 16. Smurfette doing a booty dance
NSFW?

Jul 15. 64 Reasons to Hate Episode II

Jul 14. Dr. Strange, D.D.S.

Jul 13. Elvis Number Ones