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Yahoo.com loves me.
Allow me to explain... I started using this tracking service more my website. It's called eXTReMe Tracking. I don't get the capitalization so don't ask me. Anyway, Its filling in the gaps for me as far as my traffic is concerned. It tracks referrals. It lets me know where someone came from in order to find my website. This is where the "Yahoo loves me" thing comes in.
If you go to Yahoo and search for great men who didn't drink, my site is number 6. If you search for Quick.net, I'm number 1. I'm ranked higher than the actual www.quick.net website. Here is the best thing though. If you search for quick pussy, I am number 1 again baby! Yeah!
To tell you the truth I don't know if that's a good thing.
This tracker though has helped me find a few people that have linked to me. Like You Will Never See It, who made me this week's Aortal Site. Whatever that means. Aortal adj : of or relating to the aorta. I don't know why but I like the sound of that. I also noticed a link to my site that appears to be from some person's cheatsheet site, he probably uses as his startup page. Lastly, for now, I got a referral from Echo who I believe I may have met through Dodd. We have talked a few times and I get an occasional email. She told me the other day that she was going to give me link on her site.
As a matter of fact we were talking earlier today through AIM and she was surprised that I had never heard of Movable Type which is apparently some sort of blog tool. That's when she realized that I don't go to very many blog sites. It's true! I spend at least 15 minutes to an hour on this space every day and I have apparently started to build some sort of web audience and I myself could care less about what most people have to say. (Most not all.) That's probably why I had the "link of the day" and "pic of the day" long before I started to make daily posts. I didn't figure enough people would come back every day just to hear my bullshit. I needed to give them some reason to come back.
I may keep you updated when an interesting site links to me. Then again it may not be that interesting if its on a day that I need to fill space.
Good Night, Good Morning, whatever.
MrQuick 4:04 AM
This article makes a lot of sense..."Mike Tyson isn't crazy." The gist of the article is that Tyson tried to keep Nevada from giving him a license because he is going through a divorce at the moment. If he didn't act insane and if he got his license in Nevada and he had to fight Lewis in April he would probably have to give half of his $20 million paycheck to his soon to be ex-wife.
He acts insane at a press conference and it makes international news. The Nevada Commission is almost forced to deny him a license to fight. As it says in the article, "At the very least the fight is postponed, which is what Tyson wanted in the first fucking place. Now he can tell a judge, "Yeah she can have half of the 50,000 Don King left me with. I tried to work. I tried to earn a living but Nevada wouldn't give me a license to fight. Whatcha gonna do ya know?""
I don't know if the guy who wrote this article is right or not but if what he says is true, it make a hell of a lot of sense. I thought that the press conference was just another step toward his self-distruction, but it may be just the opposite.
Good Night, Good Morning, whatever.
MrQuick 4:07 AM
I decided to try out Anarchy Online and I'm very under whelmed by it. I guess if I had the drive to really get into it I may have liked it someday, but at the moment it isn’t intuitive enough. I had a hell of a time figuring out how to do anything. I had an interesting moment when I learned how to start a fight but I didn’t know how to actually fight.
I thought playing a big soldier would be the easiest way to start, but I was getting my ass kicked by friggin’ birds. It was like Toucan Sam was kicking my ass. Luckily it had a 7 day trial period before they started charging me. I’m on the verge of quitting only a couple of hours after I loaded the program.
Other than that, not a lot has been going on. At the moment, we only have one box for the digital cable and Ehrin has been watching TV when I get home so I have had some limited access to it. She usually goes to bed a couple of hours before I do so its not too bad.
I also got to see a friend of mine I hadn’t seen in a while. We talked about hooking up Saturday with another friend of hers and heading down to the Main Street Lounge. I may have to go check it out again. I’ve never been down there on a weekend. I’ll have to think about it.
Good Night, Good Morning, whatever.
MrQuick 3:42 AM
I think I figured out why all of those radical Muslims from all of these poor countries hate us. I specifically figured out why they want to commit such violence acts against us. Two simple words... Video Games.
That must be it. All of these people from these dirt poor countries have been raised playing violent video games. These games have warped their minds in ways that only high school kids from Littleton, CO can truly appreciate. Video Games and Marilyn Manson.
Speaking of video games I just pre-ordered State of Emergency. This game is being put out by the same folks that made Grand Theft Auto 3. I can't wait to have my mind warped. Just in case you're too lazy to read the review, I'll give you a quick quote.
"If ever a game warranted its Mature ESRB rating, State of Emergency is probably it. And if ever a game gleefully crossed the boundaries of good taste, throwing moral concerns to the wind-and then blasting them in mid-air, State of Emergency is probably it."
It comes out Feb 7th. I ordered mine from Amazon.com and I hope to get it fairly soon after that. I'm sure you may get a week of me talking about it after I play it. You survived all of mY GTA3 talk and I assume you will survive this.
Time to go watch some TV.
Good Night, Good Morning, whatever.
MrQuick 2:41 AM
UPDATE: I just finished watching Mean Streets. I had never seen it before but I had always heard it was a great movie and I must agree.
Time for bed...
MrQuick 4:45 AM
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56 E!
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58 Bravo
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60 Animal Planet
61 techtv
62 Travel
63 Trinity
64 Sci-fi
65 TV Land
66 CMT
73 Cinemax
74 TMC
75 Showtime 2
76 HBO Signature
77 Encore
78 Starz
81 Game Show (6am-10p)
82 MTV2 (6am-10p)
97 Public Access
99 TV Guide
Sports/Lifestyles Pak
100 Bloomberg
101 Nick Games/Sports
102 style
103 ESPNews
104 CNN / Si
105 FOX Sports World
106 ESPN Classic Sports
107 Golf
108 Outdoor Life
109 Speedvision
110 Outdoors
111 Game Show
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114 MTV 2
115 MTV X
116 VH1-Classic
117 VH1-Soul
118 History Intl
Movie Pak
140 Encore East
141 Encore West
142 Encore Action East
143 Encore Action West
144 Encore Mystery East
145 Encore Mystery West
146 Encore Love East
147 Encore Love West
148 Encore True Stories E
149 Encore True Stories W
150 Encore Westerns East
151 Encore Westerns W
152 Independent Film Channel
153 Lifetime Movie Channel
154 Women's Entertainment
155 FX
156 Turner Classic movies
159 FX Movies
Family Pak
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177 Discovery Wings
178 I-Life TV
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243 Showtime Beyond E
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I love digital cable!
Good Night, Good Morning, I'm going to go watch TV.
MrQuick 2:05 AM
First off, Dodd sent me this link. What a weird way to die. I'm not saying that it would be a good way to die... Actually, I'm kind of torn. I could think of worst ways to go but its not really a very dignified way to let loose of this mortal coil. I guess I don't really care how I die because once it happens I won't give a fuck but speaking as a living person. I don't think I want to die in away that will have people making fun of me all across the country.
Secondly and this has nothing to do with the first part of my post, I've decided to let you women in on a little secret. It's one of those manly secrets that we as men aren't supposed to let you in on or we could be tarred and feathered. I fear not any retribution. I've already shared the pinch and roll. Nothing happened when I gave that secret up. In case you don't remember the pinch and roll is performed by men when they have an itch on their scrotum that can't be scratched in the usual way. We just pinch the itchy area of the sack and roll it between our fingers. Though that is a secret between men, it is not as Earth shattering as the secret I plan to reveal to you today.
A man with an erection can not tell a lie. It's true! You see when our penises fill with blood to make them erect it draws enough blood from the rest of the body to effect the portion of the brain that controls what we say. The part that is like a stop gap. It just so happens that this part of the brain is also responsible for coming up with lies. So if your man has an erection, you can believe anything he says because he truly means it. He is physically incapable of lying.
My life is probably in danger for sharing this but I feel that you women have a right to know. I suggest you test this out. Get your man aroused. Make sure he is very aroused in order to be sure of his truthfulness. Then ask him if he loves you. I'm sure that you will get the straight truth.
Lastly, I'm getting digital cable tomorrow! Can't wait!
Good Night, Good Morning, whatever.
MrQuick 4:23 AM
I've been a long fan of your magazine and I especially like the letters section. Yet, until recently I thought that all of the letters were fake. Until the other day when something happened to me.
I took the day off from work because I had the personal time and I just wanted a day to do nothing. So I slept late and decided to catch a matinee at the local multiplex. I'm a big Tim Allen fan so I went to see Joe Somebody at the 1:35PM show. Because Tim Allen is such a good actor, I was surprised to see an empty theatre. I know it was a weekday matinee but I still thought I'd have to fight a crowd. Anyway, during the previews I saw this fine woman walk in. She had Jennifer Lopez's ass and the finest set of sweater puppies money can buy.
Even though the theatre was empty she sat 3 seats away from me in the same row. When the movie was just beginning she leaned over and said, "I hate watching movies by myself. You mind if I join you?" Was I going to say no to this fine ass ho? I don't think so. So she moved down into the seat next to mine. We were watching the movie and even though I was laughing my ass off, I don't think she was enjoying the movie. So, I offered some of my popcorn. She reached into the bucket on my lap and she seemed to be digging around for a while. When she pulled her hand out she seemed disappointed and said, "I was hoping for popcorn surprise." I told her that I guess that they don't sell that here and then she explained to me what "popcorn surprise” was. Apparently, there are men out there that if they are on a date will tear a hole in the bottom of the bucket and then slide their penis into it. So that when the girl reaches in she'll eventually grab the penis.
Well, I may be slow but I realized that this chick wanted some of my Kentucky Fried Beefsteak. I set my popcorn down and unzipped my straining fly and she reached in and pulled out my pumping pole of penile power. She bent over and sucked my throbbing python of love like her life depended on it. Within minutes she was gulping down all of my man yogurt. She drained me of every last drop. I couldn’t believe it but I was still hard. She hiked up her skirt turned around and in one swift motion she had one-eyed Fred buried all the way to the hilt.
She rode me until I was on the verge and I held back until I could feel the muscles in her cum-gutter start to contract around my meat wrench like she was having the orgasm of her life. I couldn’t hold back any longer. I screamed, “Take it all! Baby!” She kind of looked back like I was crazy. After our pulses started to return to normal she told me that she would be right back and she needed to go to the ladies room.
I started to watch the movie again and didn’t realize until the movie was ending that she never came back and I didn’t even know her name. Like I said, I used to think all of the letters were fake. Until it happened to me.
Good Night, Good Morning, whatever.
MrQuick 6:12 AM
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