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Well, I heard it again.
Matt sat down next to me and put his head on my shoulder and jokingly said, "I love you." Then this girl I know said that she did the same thing all of the time. She then seductively said in his ear, "If you were more like Gary, I would do the same to you and more."
I said, "What the fuck! I'm right here! You want him to be more like me! I'm fuckin' right here!"
Matt then said, "There is no one more like Gary than Gary."
I friggin' hate that shit. Its that fuckin' nice guy shit that I can't fuckin' shake. I wonder how many times I can say "fuckin'" in this post.
The problem is that I am a nice guy. I have my asshole moments but not enough of them to get that asshole rep. I can't fuckin' help it. I was raised to treat women with respect. A woman has to be a complete fuck up before I'll be a complete asshole. There are a few of them running around the bar and I leave them alone and for the most part they avoid me because I won't listen to there shit.
Its a fuckin' curse, I treat women that I like with respect and I'm "nice" to them so I immediately get thrown into that "friend" category, which is nearly impossible to break free from.
Most of the relationships I've had were with women that I really didn't care about that much. I was Apathy Man and they loved me. I am no Don Juan by any stretch of the imagination but I have never been dumped by someone I was dating. Usually the girl I was seeing would start to annoy me so much that I would break up with her. Not that I haven't felt the pain of rejection. Its just that the rejection was always before there was a real relationship.
I try to be a dick to women I want to spend time with but that sort of logic doesn't fit into my brain.
Fuckin' forget about it.
Good Night, Good Morning, whatever.
MrQuick 4:46 AM
I'm going to read my book and go to bed.
Good Night, Good Morning, whatever.
MrQuick 4:27 AM
I don't think I was quite specific enough, Matt over at insanekungfu.com is going to start handing out romantic advice for those who need it. Matt and his team of "experts".Send Matt an email today. The answers should be pretty interesting.
I mentioned on BaldMafia that the Courier Journal did an article about Bellsouth DSL and how businesses think its so great and about how Bellsouth DSL just opened up in 57 markets in Kentucky back in September.
I really find it funny that the paper would decide to print this 2 month old story, the day after the cable modem service @Home announced that there was a chance that there service could go dark Friday. Its not definite that they will go dark but it is very possible. This article is practically an advertisement for Bellsouth DSL. There could not possibly be a better time for this story to run, at least not for Bellsouth DSL.
I would like to believe that the C-J is not that biased to run a story just so that one of its advertisers could benefit from it. They should place "This is an Advertisement" at the bottom of the article.
Good Night, Good Morning, whatever.
MrQuick 4:25 AM
"The president has made it clear that he is 100 percent opposed to any type of cloning of human embryos," said spokeswoman Jennifer Millerwise. "The president supported the House legislation to ban human cloning which passed overwhelmingly."
De Facto President George W Bush thinks that embryos created in labratories are little human lives and that its wrong to use them in experiments. I think he may have a point except I don't think he is going far enough. I think every sperm is a potential human being and that they should be protected. Yes Virginia, every sperm is sacred. Everytime a man or boy masturbates they are killing off millions of potential humans. Whenever you masterbate you need to save the sperm and put it in your freezer to save for the creation of babies.
You women out there aren't off the hook either. Each of your eggs are also potential humans. So it is now mandatory for you to get pregnant whenever possible. If you have a period it means that you have just killed a baby. So make sure you have sex during the prime time to concieve. If you at least make the effort to have a baby, God won't punish you for killing unborn potential babies. If you waste those eggs though... I think you know what will happen.
You just think about that.
Matt over at insanekungfu.com is going to start handing out advice for those who need it. Not just Matt but also a council of advisors will be helping him out. I know you can not wait to participate. Send Matt an email today. Do it right now! Ask him a question and he will give you the answer from him and his team of "experts".
Good Night, Good Morning, whatever.
MrQuick 4:46 AM
This last week was practically a little vacation. I had Thursday and Friday off for Thanksgiving and Sunday and Monday are more normal days off at the moment. I could get used to a three day work week. To bad I won't get that opportunity.
I know I say this to often but I don't have a damn thing to talk about. To often, I just type up a list of what I did that day and a lot of the time those days weren't really that interesting. So I'm going to spare you today.
Good Night, Good Morning, whatever.
MrQuick 3:40 AM
I beat GTA3, enough said.
The next game I plan to be obsessed with is Metal Gear Solid 2. It looks fantastic.
I bought 3000 Miles to Graceland today and watched it with Cherie. Here is what happens in the first 30 minutes of the movie... It's International Elvis Week in Las Vegas, where the strip is swarmed by a flock of Presley wannabes dressed in jumpsuits and sideburns. Five of the impersonators walking into the Riviera Hotel and Casino are toting machine guns in their guitar cases. It's the heist of a lifetime, orchestrated by ex-con Michael (Kurt Russell) and his former cellmate, Murphy (Kevin Costner). This was the best part of the movie. It just looked cool. Seeing a group of Elvis impersonators rob a casino and then shoot the place up, complete with techno music and slow motion gunfire. Again it just looked cool.
The movie sort of goes downhill after that. Its not horrible, its just not good. The shootout at the end was excessive and funny in a dark kind of way. Its definitely worth seeing. After the first viewing, just watch the beginning when your in the mood to watch a good violent robbery.
Good Night, Good morning, whatever.
MrQuick 4:49 AM
Verity, Joey, Matt, Roy, Todd and myself participated in Pimp Night.
We all dressed up in or pimp attire and went down to PT's Showclub. Everyone got a private dance except for Roy. Even Verity got one of her own. I think everyone had a pretty good time. I must say that I did enjoy my dance but it was nothing like the St Louis girls dances that Matt and I got that one time.
There is one thing I find funny about the strip clubs. The good ones try to make you feel special. When I say this it sounds kind of lame. I'm not saying for a second that I buy anything that comes out of their mouths. I'm saying that they tell you lies in order to make you feel special which in turn helps them pry all your money out of your hands. These are not women who are trying to do some good in the world. They are women who want to make some easy money just by pretending they like someone. But I'm not saying that its a bad thing. If you go and enjoy the fantasy and remember that its all an act you can have a really good time.
This girl who I believe her stage name was Leoren told me that her name was actually Diane. She then told me that she usually doesn't tell people that so keep it a secret. I realize that Diane is most likely as fake as Leoren. You might say Diane is her lapdance name. She also told me about her second job and how she's going to school and that she only does this on weekends to have a good time and earn some good money. She then added that she never tells anyone this and that she didn't know why she was telling me this. I figure it is what she tells each guy she talks to for any length of time.
She threw me a few compliments and then got to business on the lapdance. Very nice. Besides the usual private dance stuff, she did do this one thing that always gets a little rise out of me. (No pun intended) She softly moaned and blew in my ear. Then she gave my earlobe a nibble.
I felt that she did a good job of building this fantasy. I had a great time and went home. Almost like going to see a movie, except with a little more audience participation.
Good Night, Good morning, whatever.
MrQuick 5:03 AM
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