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I may start to do my picture archives a little differently.
I just downloaded Powertools for Windows XP. Its a free download from Microsoft and one of the tools is a slideshow program that you can export to the web easily because its html based. It makes a pretty easy to navigate interface that gives you three options on viewing the pictures.
I'm sort of working on it as I type this. So I'm keeping it short today. Saturday, I'm going to Aaron Richards wedding reception and Sunday, I'm going home to Tell City for my nephew's baptism.
Good Night, Good Morning, whatever.
MrQuick 4:53 AM
OK, I've held off talking about Grand Theft Auto 3 for about a week now. I should qualify that statement. I haven't talked about it for a week in this space. I have probably completely bored a large number of my friends with the details of the game. Luckily, Mark has picked up the game and we've been discussing it. There are so many little details and surprises in this game.
One of the oddest is that you can pickup a hooker and if you take her to a secluded area and wait a moment, the car will start rocking. After a few moments it starts rocking faster. The whole time your health goes up, it goes up to 125 instead of the base 100. I find this hilarious on many levels. First, the idea that your health would go up by whoremongering is fantastic. I would suspect the opposite would be the case. Secondly, I can just picture some parent buying their child this game and not paying attention to the Mature rating. Later, the parent walks into the living room at the wrong time and sees their 11 year-old son picking up hookers.
The game is loaded with famous voices, Michael Madsen, Joe Pantoliano and several others.
I'm going to go play some more right now.
Good Night, Good Morning, whatever.
MrQuick 4:20 AM
Its after 5:30 and I just got done going through my pictures from the night's festivities and I'm too tired to write a long post.
You may have already noticed that on the left of the screen is a link to the Halloween pictures. If your not that observant and you too lazy to look on that side of the screen here they are.
Enjoy.
Good Night, Good Morning, whatever.
MrQuick 5:44 AM
Halloween is finally here and all of the big kids get to dress up and act a fool without anyone making fun of them.
I have my doubts that Matt can top his costume from last year. Not only did he do the Incredible Hulk but he did John Belushi's Incredible Hulk from the original Saturday Night Live. The sketch was hilarious and Matt did it perfectly, in my opinion. Anyone who had ever seen the sketch immediately knew what Matt was going for. He may need to skip dressing up this year so the memory can fade of those who remember it. I'm only saying that because I don't know if he is dressing up this year or not. I'm trying to give him an excuse if he needs it.
I have the essentials of my costume together. There are a few accessories I need to try to get but it wouldn't be tragic if I didn't have them.
I haven't decided if I'm going to spread the Halloween pictures out over the next couple of weeks or just do a Halloween section. It probably depends on how many pictures I get. Until then...
Good Night, Good Morning, whatever.
MrQuick 5:03 AM
Last week (26th), I posted a link to a picture of the World Trade Center. It was a 3.61M file and a very detailed photo. It was 3124 pixels by 3124 pixels.
The other day I got an email that told me about an even larger version of that same photo. This photo is 14M and 9372 pixels by 9372 pixels. You can easily pick out people walking around. If you’re a 56ker this will be a very long download for you. If it took you 20 minutes for the first one this one will take at least an hour.
It was an interesting night at the Mag last night. First, one of the few people in the world that I actually hate came into the bar after about 3 years. He looked at me and kept his mouth shut and walked on. He stayed a couple of hours and left without incident.
Secondly, Kent and I look out the window of the Mag and see this fool standing on the hood of a car fucking with the windshield wipers. The girls in the car seemed to think it was funny or something. If you stand on the hood of my car and its running then you are about hit asphalt. So Kent and I keep watching this guy and I'm sitting there thinking, "He looks a lot like Jean-Paul." Which it turned out to be. There was this Range Rover parked a little in front of the girl's car. The driver of the Range Rover is this guy named Drew that I always got along with but I know he has pissed off others on occasion.
Well, Kent and I were watching Jean-Paul and we noticed the Range Rover was getting very close to Kent's girlfriend's car. We step outside just in time to see him scrape the fender of her car. Kent went outside and got the keys to Drew's car so he couldn't drive off. They ended up settling it without the cops but Kent sat and stewed most of the night wishing that he had decked Drew.
That’s enough gossip for tonight.
In reference to the last nights Public Service Announcement, Roy wanted me to mention that when he says, "Nice tits!" he means, "I really think you are lovely and I was wondering if I could get your phone number so that we could go out sometime."
Good Night, Good Morning, whatever.
MrQuick 5:09 AM
I got one asshole story so far:
-----Original Message-----
From: (female's name deleted)
Sent: Sunday, October 28, 2001 12:14 PM
To: asshole@mrquick.net
Subject: me
I pissed in a beer at a party and gave it to someone who was bugging me
for a beer all night,then I fucked his
girlfriend when he passed out,......
That's a pretty good asshole story but I know a lot of the people who come to this site and I bet someone out there can beat it. If you think you can beat that story email me at asshole@mrquick.net.
Its starting to feel like winter here in Louisville. Its just a cold snap and real winter is a month or so away but I feel its time to do my public service announcement for the ladies out there. There may be a few men out there that will get upset that I am letting this secret out of the bag but its something that I feel I need to do.
Ladies, when a man says, "Nice sweater." What he is really saying is, "Nice tits."
Now there are probably women out there with nice sweaters, I am not disputing that fact. Most straight men don't care if you’re wearing a nice sweater unless it shows off the shape of your breasts. When men comment on your sweater not only do they get the opportunity to compliment you but this also gives them an excuse to stare at you breasts with out getting slapped. "Nice sweater. What is that made of? Interesting pattern." The whole time their eyes don't leave the sweater a.k.a. the boobs.
I do remember one time when I said "Nice sweater" and I said it because she was wearing a very nice sweater but I did notice the breasts under the sweater first. Which still makes my point valid because I may not have even noticed the sweater without the breasts.
Well that has been a Public Service Announcement brought to you by WonderBra.
Good Night, Good Morning, whatever.
MrQuick 5:29 AM
The time change has me up really late and pretty tired.
Carrying on with last nights topic... send me an example of you being an asshole.
I'll definitely post the interesting ones. Depending on the volume of the response I'll post them all. No names of course.
I'm tired and except for the day I first got Grand Theft Auto III, I've been writing some decent sized posts. So don't give me any shit about this short one.
Good Night, Good Morning, whatever.
MrQuick 5:48 AM
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