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What a beautiful day Friday was. About 70 degree F and at the moment its 55.
The weather has been pretty damn good all week. It's been the backdrop for a very surreal week. Everything about the world has changed except the large clouds and the bright blue sky.
Fall is in the air and I'm looking forward to it.
Good Night, Good Morning, whatever.
MrQuick 3:16 AM
Nostradamus was a French poet that some people think was some sort of psychic genius. His poems, that were written in French and then translated badly to English, are almost always interpreted in ways that would make any thinking person disgusted. Apparently, this has been passed around lately:
"In the City of God there will be a great thunder,
two brothers torn apart by chaos,
while the fortress endures, the great leader will succumb.
The third big war will begin when the big city is burning."
Bullshit.
I've done a little research and first of all there are quite a few Nostradamus experts that say that this isn't even written by him and that it is a hoax. The writtings of Nostradamus have been translated so many times and switched around for the predictions to appear accurate. Its almost like those fridge magnets that are just a bunch of different words that you can mix around to make whatever sentences you would like. Second, you can twist a grocery list into a prophecy if you look hard enough. I'm not sure but I believe the "two brothers" line was also used for the assassination of JFK. I hate when people try to use this kind of crap to try to explain what happened and then to use it to predict what the near future will be like. There may be a "third big war" maybe there won't be. I know that if we go to war the enemy will be very outnumbered.
Another thing that pisses me off is this still picture thats been floating around. Its a picture of one of the explosions and you can see what looks to be a face in the smoke and fire. SO what if it looks like for a half a second that there is a face. I've seen giant bunny rabbits in the clouds but I don't think they were caused by rabbits. What are these people trying to say. The devil put his face in the explosion so everyone one would know he was involved.
The Weekly World News has had this picture of a volcano errupting that looks like there is a big face in the smoke. The headline usually reads, "The Devil has Come Back From Hell!" Its most likely a photoshop picture but even if it isn't do you really believe that some higher or lower power has caused this to happen. The authorities already have the names of the guys who actually did it. Now they just want to prove who was behind them. This has nothing to do with a trick of the light that makes it easy to find a face in a cloud of smoke and fire.
I saw the face in the video myself. Here is a still from the video. I did this myself and I didn't edit it in any way except for the red box and I cropped the picture to make it smaller. To me it looks kind of like a smiley face. Maybe somehow the t-shirt industry is involved and this is how they clue us in on it.
Man, I hate this BULLSHIT!
Good Night, Good Morning, whatever.
MrQuick 4:50 AM
Ok, for the past 2 days almost every discussion I've had has had something to do with the terrorists attacks. I've decided not to mention it in this space again, for a while at least. There has been plenty of discussion at BaldMafia if you want to read our different opinions.
Facials. I promised you all facials and I'm going to deliver.
A friend of mine who is from Louisville but now lives in Birmingham, AL, lets call her "Vikki". She has this roommate, lets call her "Bethany", that seems like your average woman except for some reason she has a thing for facials.
Let me share "Vikki's" own words:
"Bethany" became fascinated with "Kramer's" porn star cock and decided she had to hook up with him before he moved, with my permisssion. I got him to the house the other night under the pretense that I would sleep with him and then turned him over to "Bethany". I swear it was like some sort of porn sit-com, Three's Company meets Debbie Does Dallas. The really weird thing is sexually they are perfect for each other, she's a size queen and they are both really into facials (pardon me while I shudder, overwhelming fear of sperm causing spasms). They both seemed pleased with the events of the evening since each one of them decided to give me the blow by blow (I know, I know).
When I read this I couldn't believe it. I figured that there may be women out there that would submit to a facial because her man really liked it but I never imagined that there were women out there that liked facials. The next chance I got to talk to "Vikki" I asked her why "Bethany" was into facials. "Bethany" had actually said that facials were her "thing". Apparently, the reason that she gave was that it was so dirty. It was so raunchy that it turned her on.
For some reason this started a train of thought in my head that questioned how far this reasoning would carry itself. How low would she go before she would say enough is enough? So I'm trying to get "Vikki" to ask "Bethany" if she does the BTMT (The Butt To Mouth Transfer) or to be more blunt, anal sex that then turns immediately to oral sex with no washing of the penis between the events.
I think some alcohol will be involved when that question gets asked.
BTW. If you don't know what a facial is then you are probably too sheltered to be reading these pages.
Good Night, Good Morning, whatever.
MrQuick 4:31 AM
I'm going to have to save the facials for tomorrow. I know you all were probably looking forward to them.
I can't let this day go by without comment.
I woke up this morning to the sound of my cell phone. Apparently, I had slept through two other calls. Matt called to tell me that about the news. His words I believe were, "The World Trade Center is gone. Turn on the TV any channel will do."
I thought that Matt might have been exaggerating. I guess in my mind I thought it couldn't be worse than the bombing several years ago. I turned on the TV and I am watching the WTC collapse right before my eyes. COLLAPSE. It was almost as if professional demolition experts had set charges and brought the whole building down on itself, twice.
I still could almost not believe it. It was like something out of a Bruce Willis action movie. Except, John McClane wasn't there to save the day. I don't think I have ever seen a movie that had a terrorist actually pulling off something that big.
I'm not going to go into the details of what happen. You can watch the news for that. I just want us to find out who did it. Make sure we know who did it and then stomp the fucking shit out of them. Blast them into the Stone Age.
But, I'm not prepared to condemn an entire religious group for the acts of extremists. If you've ever seen The Seige you may know what I'm talking about. Are we prepared to lose some of our freedom to keep this from ever happening again? I know that flying will never be the same.
As most of you know, I went to Birmingham this last weekend. Going there and back I set off the alarm because I was wearing steel-toed boots. Both times they scanned my body and let me go. I could easily have had a knife in my boot. They didn't make me take off my shoes. Hell, I could probably have smuggled in a small gun with some minor doctoring of the boot. That will probably never happen again. I bet if I wore steel-toed boots the next time I'll have to take them off.
What I'm saying is that our lives will never be the same. This will be also be an excuse to put up more video cameras. So that people can be watched from the moment they leave their house. Every step they take will be watched and recorded. London is already like that.
Yesterday, was a day that will be in our history books for the next 100 years, at least, and I just hope the terrorists haven't succeeded in changing our way of life.
Good Night, Good Morning, whatever.
BTW. The picture of the day is my new tattoo. Jay Fish did it. He works at Acme Ink, 616 Baxter Ave, Louisville KY, (502) 585-1994.
MrQuick 4:20 AM
I'm happy to be back on my DSL line. I miss Nikki already but I do love my DSL.
Let me tell you about my day. I got to the airport and while I was waiting to board my plane there was a story on the news about a plane crash. The female singer that recently died, that I can't remember the name of and I don't care enough to find out what her name was. They release the cause of the crash that I had heard was probably the cause from the beginning. The plane was overloaded and they were warned about it.
It didn't really hit me that it may be nearly ironic, if I watched a story about a plane crash and then got on a plane that crashed. It didn't hit me until the plane was taking off. The flight was fine and the landing was much smoother than the flight into Birmingham. I walked all the way out to remote parking to get my car and the battery was dead. I noticed later that the switch for the parking lights was barely on and they had run down my battery. The switch didn't even look like it was on.
So I got to Acme Ink a little late but Jay was pretty good about it because I called ahead. Tomorrow, I'll be posting a picture up but at the moment its kind of slimey. I got a sacred heart tattoo on my chest. The sternum to be more precise. I don't normally bitch and moan about tattoos. But this was a new spot for me and it hurt like a bitch. I've had tats with a bad spot or two but this whole tattoo was pretty much one big bad spot.
Tomorrow, I plan to post a story about facials.
If that doesn't get you to come back than I don't know what will.
Good Night, Good Morning, whatever.
MrQuick 2:47 AM
I've had a great time hanging out with Nikki this weekend. I'm flying back into town tomorrow (Monday) and then going to get a tattoo.
So I need to get my rest.
Sorry for the short post. See you tomorrow in Louisville.
Good Night.
MrQuick 1:12 AM
Saturday was just a relaxing day at Nikki's house. She had this emergency at work that went from a two hour stop into a 12 hour work day. But the day wasn't a complete waste. I got to see Joe Dirt which I hate to admit but I thought it was funny.
Nikki has excellent cable. I also watched The Prophecy which was descent if your into stories about heaven, hell and angels in the Paradise Lost context. I watched two rooms of the movie Four Rooms. Nikki's cable has so many channels that it seems like there is always some good movie just starting. Plus the picture of her TV isn't green.(Sorry, inside joke)
I think I'll take a moment to explain the inside joke. Bill and Roy have DirectTV and they get almost every channel known to man but the TV has a problem and everything is green. Everything. I kind of like the irony of that. They can watch anything they want to at almost anytime but it has to be green. heheh
We did get to eat dinner together at this mexican restaurant and since we rented Memento. I'd been wanting to see it again eversince the first time and she hadn't seen it yet. Everything is well except we think Nikki might have ebola. She's fighting off a cold.
Good Night, Good Morning, whatever.
MrQuick 2:50 AM
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