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I left the bar about 2:45AM and Cramer hadn't shown up yet. I didn't really expect him to show up on Friday night. As I have said, he tends to be late. I have this feeling that he isn't going to show up.
I had talked to Mark on Wednesday on AIM. He said he was in Ohio. I only got to talk to him for a minute because he had to get back to some meeting.
I'm a little torn. I really am looking forward to seeing him again but I just have this strong feeling that he won't be here. I just don't want to get my hopes up to high. I know I am going over this too much but he was one of those friends that was always fun to have around.
Everybody has a number friends that almost no matter what mood your in, are good to have around. I have about 10 I can think of at the moment.
Well, he has two more days to show up.
Good Night, Good Morning, whatever.
MrQuick 4:38 AM
I think I have discover the actually reason we sneeze and the reason our noses produce snot. The snot and sneeze mechanism is actually a fire extinguisher. A fire extinguisher for your nostrils.
Don't ask me why or how, nature or God, thought we needed a fire extinguisher for our nostrils but I am just glad they did.
I was driving back to work from lunch and put my cigarette to my mouth. Apparently, a gust of wind blew into the car window and knocked loose a burning amber from the cherry of my cigarette.
This red hot amber went up my nose. For a moment I felt this searing pain in my left nostril. I suddenly started sneezing and a little snot hit my upper lip. Except for being a little shook up from the sneezing, all was well. My nasal fire extinguishing system worked perfectly.
I really don’t know how evolution brought about this development. My only guess is that early cavemen were sitting around the campfire and occasionally, a hot amber would go up someone’s nose and their whole head would burst into flame. But one day, some mutated freak started sneezing his head off. The other cavemen probably beat him to death because they thought he was possessed by some evil power. After time though, only the sneezers survived the campfires.
Now, tens of thousands of years later, my nasal fire extinguishing system saved me from bursting into flame.
Good Night, Good Morning, whatever.
MrQuick 4:17 AM
So a friend of mine, was telling me about this thing, him, and couple of friends noticed. If you add the words "in my pants" to the end of a movie title, the results are usually pretty funny. I spent a few minutes coming up with some of my own examples and here they are...
Jaws in my pants
South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut in my pants
Swordfish in my pants
Lost World: Jurassic Park in my pants
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me in my pants
Gremlins in my pants
A Few Good Men in my pants
Look Who's Talking in my pants
The Green Mile in my pants
Good Will Hunting in my pants
Platoon in my pants
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids in my pants
Coming to America in my pants
The World is not Enough in my pants
Traffic in my pants
The Hunt for Red October in my pants
The Towering Inferno in my pants
Big in my pants
Porky's in my pants
Driving Miss Daisy in my pants
Dick Tracy in my pants
Mary Poppins in my pants
Its a Wonderful life in my pants
Raging Bull in my pants
Some Like it Hot in my pants
Touch of Evil in my pants
The Shining in my pants
Goldfinger in my pants
I think my favorite may be The Green Mile in my pants.
Good Night, Good Morning, whatever.
MrQuick 4:32 AM
I just watched Se7en again. That is one fucked up movie. I got the DVD and it had all of the extra features. I haven't checked them all out yet but they go into all kinds of detail about the little things in the movie. They had a 10 minute clip about the making of all the journals the John Doe character wrote. I haven't been able to find it on the DVD yet but someone told me that there is a clip where they show what Morgan Freeman's character sees when he looks into the box.
I have been told that not only do you see the wifes head but you see her unborn fetus. Like I said Se7en is one fucked up movie.
I haven't talked to Mark yet this week but he should be in town this weekend. I'm looking forward to it. I had to work Monday which is normally my day off so I was able to arrange to get Saturday off. Which means I have a 3 day weekend! That has always been such a rare event for me I can't help but get excited about it.
My boss found out about my webpage last week and apparently went to it recently. I haven't had a chance to talk to her about it. In a conference call she held up 3 small signs for me to see. First, "I visited your website." Second, "Wow." Third, "You have some interesting friends."
I'm not really sure how to take that. It sounds postive but I can be paranoid about these kind of things. I have always tried to keep my personal life as far from my work life, as possible. That has been harder and harder to do when the people you work with are essentially in the internet business. Not to mention that there are at least a dozen people who work at HSA that go to the Mag Bar, on occasion.
Ah well. Whadya goin' to do?
Good Night, Good Morning, whatever.
MrQuick 5:38 AM
I had a pretty good time at the training seminar. It was nice for at least a change of pace.
I'm friggin' tired though. I couldn't sleep last night and its catching up to me. I thought about skipping the post for today but something drives me to post a little something everyday.
Hopefully, I'll make up for these last two posts, tomorrow.
Good Night, Good Morning, whatever.
MrQuick 3:01 AM
This will be a short posting. I have to be at this training thing for work at 9AM. Which for me is right in the middle of my night, my sleeping time. But as I said the other day tomorrow will be a different story. The first shift people will probably be getting tired toward the end of the day because tomorrows training is from 1PM to 10PM.
I got the new Radiohead album Amnesiac. Its good. Thats all I can say at the moment because I've only listened to about half of it but so far I really like what I'm hearing. So far my favorite song is I Might Be Wrong, which I had actually downloaded off the internet weeks ago.
That's all for now.
Good Night.
MrQuick 1:11 AM
A bunch of us were standing around talking and Danny mentioned that he has this crucifix. The problem is that the Jesus fell off of the cross. Actually, that's not the real problem. The real problem is that Danny can't bring himself to nail Jesus back on his cross. I can kind of understand his ambivalence. Joey walked up and said he would do it for him. Joey happens to be jewish. Joey said, "We did it the first time." If you don't find the humor in this then there is no way I'm going to explain it. Everyone standing around immediately saw the humor in it.
When I got home from the bar I started watching a little TV before I headed for the computer. I saw this commercial for another series of amateur videos of girls flashing. This one seemed a little more overt than the Mardi Gras videos. Which I think is saying a lot. Plus the scenes seemed a little more planned out. Not that I really mind this that much but it seems like TV is just getting closer and closer to selling porn.
Think about it for a second. These ads are aimed at men who want to look at topless young women. Ok, well, that is pretty much all of us, but I bet that anyone who buys one of the flasher tapes also has, at the very least, one porn tape. If they don't they are just kidding themselves. I have never bought on of the R-rated flasher tapes. I get all of the softcore and hardcore porn I want free off of the internet. Who needs to pay for it?
You already see sex ads in the backs of quite a few magazines. Even some that you wouldn't expect them to be in.
I'm just making a prediction.
Good Night, Good Morning, whatever.
MrQuick 5:20 AM
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