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Saturday, March 24, 2001

You must check my link of the day Psycho Exgirlfriend.com.

This guy had the balls and a heart cold enough to post 53 of his exgirlfriend's voice mails. These messages came in a 3 week period. Usually he would get several messages in day. These calls were made on 8 different days. That averages out to 6 or 7 calls at a time.

I have had a friend in the past that thought about doing this sort of thing but when it came down to it he just couldn't do it. But the guy that actually did make this site is getting the reaction that I would have expected... The site has been up for 3 days and he is already complaining about the bandwidth he is using.

I would check it out quickly because he could be shut down tomorrow if his traffic gets too high. I have copies of all of the voice mails. I even offered to help mirror his site if he wants. At least until my bandwidth gets too high.

Its horrible and yet hilarious.

Good Night, Good Morning, whatever.

MrQuick 4:22 AM

Friday, March 23, 2001

Straight is the gate and narrow the way.

I just watched this movie I had never heard of. Its called Ordinary Decent Criminal. It stars Kevin Spacey and Linda Fiorentino. Its about an Irish Gang leader named Michael Lynch. I suppose the movie is supposed to be fiction but its exactly like The General. Which is about the real life Irish Mob leader, Martin Cahill.

This guy is practically an Irish folk hero.

They are both really good movies but if I had to pick one it would be The General.

I'm sorry about the dull post but I hit my monthly bout of writer's block.

Good Night, Good Morning, whatever.


MrQuick 4:18 AM

Thursday, March 22, 2001
Margie got with Sharon, Sharon got Sharee'. She was sharin' Sharon's outlook on the topic of disease.

I've been hearing lately that there were some women that flashed for beads at the Mag during Mardi Gras that never ended up on my webpage. I wish I could have been everywhere at once and got all of the pictures possible but alas I am only one man.

So I have decided to make an offer. If I missed anyone and they still want to be on the Mardi Gras section on my webpage. Just get my attention at the Mag and I'll take a pic and put it in the Mardi Gras section. If anyone asks I'll say that the picture was there the whole time. I would do that for you. My fans.

Speaking of being a misogynst.

I was listening to NPR and this Muslem sect in Afghanistan destroyed at least two Buddhist shrines. Shrines that have been around for thousands of years. The reason they were destroyed was that money was offered to help them preserve the shrines. They said why don't you give this money for food? They said no. So the Muslem sect destroyed the shrines.

You don't see the Muslems of Egypt trying to destroy the pyramids because they were built by people who worshiped a different god. They are proud of what the culture before them created.

Anyway, I got off of the subject... misogyny. The Muslems have a required outfit for the women of they're religion. They must cover they're head and in some cases they're face also.

So for the Gary Krishna religion I am starting, all women must wear glittery tubetops and mini-skirts. At the age of 18 though, they must be seen by a board of Gary Krishna Priests who will decide if they can continue to wear the tubetops and mini-skirts or if they must adopt a form of dress that is closer to a traditional Muslem outfit.

I don't think I need to go into the critera the review board will use. Don't worry it's nothing sexual.

Good Night, Good Morning, whatever.
posted by Mr Quick 4:10 AM


MrQuick 3:18 AM

Wednesday, March 21, 2001

My friend Jeff came to me with an idea for a short movie.

I'm not going to go into the details but lets just say it has something to do with Jeff going postal. He talked to me about for about 15 minutes and I already have ideas for camera angles. The best part about this is that I haven't had a project. If I have a project like this it will force me to learn Premeire. I've been shooting short clips of conversations and whatever catches my eye but I haven't thought of a way to tie it together.

Having a short film project to work on is just what I need.

Danny is the biggest Buddy Holly fan I know and we made the mistake of bringing up Gary Busey. Danny hates Gary Busey with a white hot intense rage that probably borders on psychosis. He hates him because of what he did to the movie The Buddy Holly Story. Gary Busey had enough pull on the film that he had many facts about Buddy Holly changed to fiction for apparently no reason. For example, he had the names of the other Crickets changed. So the characters in the movies don't have the actual names of the real Crickets.

Luckily, Gary Busey made Black Sheep with Chris Farley and Danny thinks Chris Farley was a funny guy. So some of his hatred has dissipated.

Good Night, Good Morning, whatever.

MrQuick 4:12 AM

Tuesday, March 20, 2001

I went to the Henry Rollins Spoken Word Show at Bogart's in Cincinnati, OH.

It was a great show. Rebecca and I went to Bogart's without tickets. I didn't really expect that it would be a sold out show. Its basically just Henry Rollins being a comedian. But he is much more popular than I realized. The show was sold out.

We stood there for a couple of minutes checking out the assorted scalpers. The tickets were sold for $15. I asked Rebecca what she thought and she asked if I was good at haggling. I have not been known to be a good haggler but I figured I'd give it a try.

I told the guy I needed two tickets. He said, "50 bucks."
I said, "40 bucks."
He said, "Sorry 50 bucks."
I looked at Rebecca and we started to turn away and he said, "Ok, 45 bucks.

So I got the tickets for $45. The show was well worth it. As a matter of fact, I ran into a friend after the show and he said that they had to spend $45 for 2 tickets from Ticketmaster. With the Ticketmaster surcharge, they paid the same price as I did.

I don't know about you but I would much rather give the $15 to some guy just trying to make a little extra money by buying and selling tickets off the street than to Ticketmaster. That's what the scalper did. He just bought tickets off of people who had extra ones and then sold them to people that needed them at a slightly higher price. He should play the stock market.

I'm not a fan of scalpers, but these guys were not the big money scalpers that bought a whole block of tickets because they had connections somewhere. These guys were just hustling for a few bucks. I think you got to respect that a little.

The show was fuckin' fantastic! He was hilarious and I didn't here a repeat. Its not like when you see a comedian and they have a bunch of bits and you've heard several of them before. Henry Rollins gets out a does shit. He is observant enough to remember the details and what he is thinking about when he has an experience. He also has the ability to tell the story in a way that keeps your attention and entertains you. I guess you can call them bits but they only last for that tour. The last tour were completely different stories and the next tour will most likely be a bunch of new stories.

If you get a chance to see him its worth it.

I posted a picture from the show but I was kind of far away for my camera. The rest of the week I will be posting pictures from St. Patty's Day. So if you haven't seen a picture you've been waiting for, it should turn up sometime this week.

Good Night, Good Morning, whatever.

MrQuick 4:16 AM

Monday, March 19, 2001

I overheard someone giving good advice last night, he said, "If you going to do it, DO IT! Don't talk about it! Do it!"

This guy I know was going on and on in the bar last night about something he was going to do. It was something illegal and I don't want to go into any detail because it was probably just drunken bar talk. I like to think I have some discretion.

I really don’t understand why someone would not think of the consequences of their actions.

I’m going to tell a short story a friend of mine told me last night. I don’t know if he would want me to mention his name so I am going to tell the story as if it was coming from me. It simplifies the story telling and I’ll be paraphrasing a little.

“The sister of a friend of mine was raped. A few days later the guy was found stripped naked, with two broken legs and nearly beaten to death. My friend, a few other friends and I would get together almost every night and play euchre. That Thursday my friend didn’t play cards with us, but the only thing he ever said was, “If anybody asks, I was playing cards with you Thursday.” Nobody ever asked him about it. He never offered any information about it. We all know he did it but it was never spoken.”

If I ever felt the need to seek retribution for a grievous wrong, I would not be telling a bar full of people about it.

My thought is that if you come to the point where you feel that it is necessary, then you have two possibilities for a possible outcome. 1. You get away with it. 2. You get caught. The easiest way to get away with something is not to tell a bunch of people about what you are going to do.

BTW. Don’t bother asking me for the details because I don’t want to go into it and like I said, it was probably just the booze talking. I’ve heard many threats made by people in the past that were never carried out.

Good Night, Good Morning, whatever.

MrQuick 4:32 AM

Sunday, March 18, 2001

St Patty's at the Mag.

It was pretty packed. I got some footage of Ted playing the bagpipes. I plan to post his version of "Do you think I'm Sexy" It will probably be my next post to the video section. I'll save that for next week.

I was talking to a friend of mine and he told me that if a girl says the word "cunt". He would never have anything to do with her. His theory was basically that you could tell alot about a woman by the curse words she uses. A girl can say "fuck", "shit", "damn", "ass" and a few others and she is pretty much normal. But woman that use words like "cunt", "pussy", "twat", "cocksucker", "fingerbang" and more of the hardcore curse words, are usually a little fucked in the head.

NOT ALWAYS! I want to point that out so I don't get too much shit. There are exceptions to every rule.

Since I have more curse words than normal in my post for today, I think I will go all the way and post the lyrics to a cheer that George Carlin recited in one of his standup specials.

Rat Shit,
Bat Shit,
Dirty old twat,
69 assholes tied in a knot,
Hurray!
Lizard Shit!
Fuck!

Good Night, Good Morning, whatever.

MrQuick 6:02 AM


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