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I found a webpage that list what percentage of the people in the area have cold or flu symptoms.
Right now its less than 3% but even at 3% that's 3 people that rubbed there sick faces on stripper boobs.
If you are completely lost read the post below.
MrQuick 11:11 PM
I was flipping through the channels and I saw one of the scariest things I could have imagined.
Instead of trying to discribe it I took a picture and made it the picture of the day.
I promise as the Gary Krishna, that I will never associate with these kind of people. Unless it is to make fun of them. I don't get it. The "Tammy Faye" look didn't work for Tammy Faye, why would someone want to cop that look.
For those interested, I'm feeling much better. I still have the cough but I don't FEEL sick anymore.
Even though Sammy and Joey didn't get sick I still think Matt and I were infected by a stripper's boobs. So I feel the need to warn my audience that if they frequent nudie bars during the cold and flu season they need to make sure they stay away from the edge of the stages. Find a table a little bit away from the action and sit back and enjoy the view. Unless you can talk the stripper into a sanitizing spray before the breasts are put in your face. I believe this would be difficult if not impossible to accomplish unless you want to spend some real cash. Even though it makes perfect sense, I think most women would be pretty offended.
Its just a matter of statistics. There are four stages at PT's. On a busy night all of the stages have about 8 people seated. So lets say a popular stripper dances for 3 songs and then sits out for three songs and then gets up on a different stage. Lets also say she works only a 4 hour shift. At 3 minutes a song, she starts 13 different dance sets in a 4 hour shift. Thats 13 different 3 song sets with a 3 song break in between. So then you have 8 guys at each set. That would mean she would put her breasts into the faces of potentially 104 faces. Now this number may be a little high but not too far off because many strippers do lap dances during the 3 songs they are not dancing on stage. Plus men are rotating in and out of the bar all night. This is also assuming she is only working a four hour shift which from what I hear is less than what they actually work.
Ok I just spent 30 minutes trying to find some statistic about how many people get the flu every year. I give up. But you get my point. That's a lot of faces in those boobs.
I've run out of steam. But I do want to say one more thing... I could think of worst ways to get a cold.
Good Night, Good Morning, whatever.
MrQuick 4:01 AM
I left work early because I was feeling sick again. Apparently its the same thing that everyone else seems to be getting. Cough, fever, headache. Matt didn't go to work because he felt like hammered shit.
I was talking to Rob and I think I came up with the source of our illness. Matt and I went to PT's the other day and we both had a certian girl's breasts rubbed in our faces. Now this is the beginning of cold and flu season. Some sick bastard probably went to PT's and had the stripper rub her lovely breasts all over his disease ridden face.
Then Matt and I got this horrific cold that would kill ten ordinary men.
This is not your normal headache. It just hurts a little and then it suddenly feels like an icepick is being shoved into your temple.
Not to mention when I was going into work I felt like I was at the filming of TWISTER. Branches falling on the road. Road signs in the middle of the street. Not being able to see 10 yards in front of your car.
This has not been a good day.
I'm done bitching.
Good Night.
MrQuick 1:48 AM
I am amazed. When I woke up this morning I could not believe it.
At this point I just want this election to be over.
Make sure you read the latest entries to the Photo Caption Contest.
I am pleased to announce that Ted sent me a email about this "election jazz". I love having guest commentators and Ted would be someone I would welcome writings from, anytime.
To: 'brotherlove@mrquick.net'
Subject: election jazz
I think many, many people are going to be upset with the results of the 2000 Presidential election...regardless of the outcome.
I think it's great. Stir up the pot. For every individual who will be bitching about the result is another who will be relieved and elated.
I am an independent voter and lean toward the Libertarian side of things. Government has no business perpetrating a system of legalized theft called the "income tax". The Federal Government has no business telling me how to spend my money. Government has no business subsidizing "the arts". Government has no business worrying about what I do in the privacy of my own home (unless I am actively violating the personal liberty of another citizen, of course). I am a strong supporter of individual liberty and personal responsibility. I support a free market economy. I support putting an end to the "war on drugs" (last year in Washington D.C., police arrested more people for marijuana than murder, rape, and robbery combined...and it should be noted that Washington D.C. has been the violent crime capital of the nation in recent years). Potheads are not a threat to my personal liberty or my "pursuit of happiness" (my bag of Doritos, however...), but rapists and murderers are.
This next subject is a touchy one, and worthy of another discussion entirely, but I need to mention it as it factored into yesterday's election just as much as Social Security or tax relief. I am a supporter of the 2nd Amendment. I will not vote for anyone who threatens my right to take up arms against tyranny and threats to my personal security. According to the latest statistics, high school football killed as many students last year as did guns. I am NOT supporting senseless acts of violence, but I don't see anyone lobbying against football.
I could go on, but I need to get back to work so I can pay the for a public education system that graduates kids who cannot read. All this said, I voted in 1992 to kick the incumbent Party out of the White House in order to shake things up a bit. As a rabble-rouser and troublemaker, I just did it again.
cheers,
Ted
Good Night, Good Morning, Whatever.
MrQuick 1:53 AM
As I am writting this here are the totals:
Bush has 46,462,299 votes
Gore has 46,308,990 votes
Bush seems to be the winner but things are still not settled in Florida. I pray to God we don't have another Bush in the White House.
I had no clue that the race would be this close. Everyone I knew wanted Gore to win. The only thing I can hope for is that when I wake up this will have just been a bad dream and Florida flip-flops again and Gore will be the next President of the United States.
Earlier, I was watching TV and they showed live footage of the Bush Family, including George Sr, and Barbara. The only thing I could think was that Barbara was the mother of both of them.
Seriously though, to the best of my knowledge George W. Bush ran two of his father's oil companies into the ground. He has been a fuckup most of his life. Do you really think that George W. is going to wipe his ass without his father's say so?! We got rid of George Sr. after four years because we didn't want his bullshit anymore. Now we have him back for another four years.
I can't believe it.
Joey, Sammy, Matt and I went to PT's last night. We were there when it was announced that Bush won Florida. Matt was so upset that, not even the presence of a fine-ass stripper's enhanced breasts in his face could cheer him up. If you know Matt you KNOW how angry he was.
Good Night Nurse.
P.S. Make sure you read the latest entries to the Photo Caption Contest.
MrQuick 4:02 AM
Sorry about the short entry again but I have to get up early and go vote before I goto work.
Make sure you read the latest entries to the Photo Caption Contest.
Good Night and go vote.
MrQuick 3:29 AM
I have already got replies for my Photo Caption Contest. I posted most of them, at least the captions I enjoyed. So hurry up and send you ideas.
I stayed up too late last night and didn't sleep very well. Not a good combination.
Good Night, Good Morning, whatever.
MrQuick 4:22 AM
As promised I have posted the new Babe of the Month.
Also, during the Halloween celebration I took a picture of a scene so odd in my mind that I couldn't quite believe what I was seeing. I instinctively took a picture and was able to capture the moment. Here is my challenge to you, come up with a caption for the photo that might make sense or at least be funny. Before you look at this photo you may be a little shocked. You may want to escort the little ones out of the room.
Ok, are you ready.... click here.
Good Night, Good Morning, whatever.
MrQuick 6:01 AM
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