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"My boy can eat fifty Eggs!"
So I go out to my car to go to work and I find a parking ticket on my windshield. There were no signs in front of my house so I had no idea that they were cleaning the streets on Friday. In order to get people to pay their parking tickets they have an offer, $15 if you pay within seven days or $25 after seven days.
Here is my dilemma, I can try to fight the ticket and possibly pay nothing. If I lose though I will have to pay court cost plus the original $25. Which I think would total around $90. Not to mention the time it takes to go downtown a couple of times.
This is a fucking scam! It’s extortion! They might as well send a couple of thugs down and say, “Yo, I have a service ju need. Ju come up with a mere 15 smackers and me and the boyz won’t threaten your license and take 90 bucks later.”
Man, the guvment sucks!
Good Night, Good Morning, whatever.
MrQuick 3:53 AM
Who let the dogs out!!!
First off, I've been a lazy slack-ass and haven't posted the Friday lunch. We went to Kim's Asian Grill and a good time was had by all.
Second, if you look at the Pic of the Day, you'll notice that I did go to the football game. I had a pretty good time. Bill and I went and neither of use had ever been to the Papa John's Stadium before. The Cardinals lost, which is just as well since we left at the beginning of the forth quarter to avoid the heavy traffic and the drunk fans.
I thought it was kind of funny because I really can't get as excited about football as these people at the game.
Note number one: If you yell, "Go Cards!" at the top of your lungs and you are 10 rows from the top of the stadium. Especially, if your the only one yelling... you will have no effect on the game. I realize your trying to show that you have spirit, that your a true fan but its a waste of your breath.
Note number two: If you are in the 12th row from the top of the stadium and you yell, "Kill HIM! Kill HIM!" the Cardinal football team will not try any harder to tackle the runner. They usually are trying their best anyway.
But I am not completely immune. Everytime the Cards scored or did something particularly good, you would hear over the load speaker, "Who let the dogs out! Woof...Woof! Woof! Woof, Woof! Woof!" Or something to that effect. The crowd would bark along with the barking in the song. After about the 5th time I heard this I found myself going, "Woof...Woof! Woof! Woof, Woof! Woof!" in mid Woof I look over at Bill and he's doing the same thing. It was just so damn catchy.
In some ways, I wish I could fine that kind of joy in a game. I mentioned this to Bill and he said that I probably could get into it. If I started keeping up with the sport and started to watch the games. But there lies the rub... I don't want to do that.
I have two jokes I've been telling to my friends lately. I plan on posting them in the near future but I want to have the joy of telling them to people first. I've noticed that lately, when I try to tell a good story to some of my friends they stop me and say, "Oh yeah! I saw that on your webpage." So if you don't want to wait just ask me to tell them to you. Those of you who visit my site from out of town keep checking back. I plan on posting them before Halloween because one of them is a Halloween joke.
Good Night, Good Morning, whatever.
MrQuick 4:28 AM
I got a pair of free tickets to the Louisville vs East Carolina football game tonight, Thursday.
I got them for my mad skills at work. Anyway, if anyone wants to go with me let me know. The game starts a 7PM.
I have asked a couple of people but no one has said a definite, YES. First come, first serve. I'm not the biggest football fan but I get off from work paid if I go so I can't pass up a deal like that.
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Good Night, Good Morning, whatever.
MrQuick 4:01 AM
When I was a kid I used to love The Benny Hill Show.
I wonder what this says about me. I probably saw my first televised breast watching that show. It was some sort of hillbilly skit that was filmed outside not in the studio. A clothes line or outside shower curtian fell down and I saw bare breast. I think from that moment on I watched Benny Hill just waiting for that one episode to be rebroadcast.
But Benny Hill led me to other shows from the United Kingdom, most notably, Monty Python's Flying Circus and Dave Allen at Large.
Dave Allen was a suave Benny Hill. It was still mostly sketch comedy with a little titilation. But Dave Allen would start and end each show with a couple of funny stories while he sat on stage in suit with a "high ball" at his side. He would always stir his high ball with his finger. He joked that he used to use his left index finger which was only a stub.
So lets see, I like alcoholic British comedians who are surrounded by buxom women. Hmmmmm.
Good Night, Good Morning, whatever.
MrQuick 3:54 AM
My friend that had the breast augmentation surgery won a trip to South Beach, Florida and she just got back from the trip. She had a good time and a funny story to tell that was surgery related.
She had gotten down there Friday, went to a few parties. Saturday, she entered a body painting contest and went to some more parties. Sunday, she decided since she was in Florida she should get some sun.
Well, she was laying out on her back for an hour or so and then she decided to flip over. The problem is that she is still just a little sore from the surgery and it hurt to put pressure on her breasts. So she did what any intelligent woman would do in the same situation. She dug two holes in the sand where her breasts could go. So there would be no pressure on them.
I have seen this bit on Benny Hill and the movie Top Secret but never in real life. I wish I could have been there.
Good Night, Good Morning, whatever.
MrQuick 3:27 AM
So now I have an important decision to make...
Do I do my laundry? OR Do I buy some more socks and underwear?
What to do, what to do?
MrQuick 5:08 AM
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